December 2011
When random people try to sell you shit
I tried this once and the dude turned out to be someone I knew … Made me take the flyer outta guilt lolol
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Attractive Male: So, do you like Doctor Who?
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Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding maybe a saturday and I'm thinking of wearing a blue dress and you can wear a fez and we can invite a lot of people or maybe none at all lol actually I know a lot of people on the internet who would come and they would be so happy for us do you want children because i do we could have 2 boys and 1 girl I like the names Matt and David and Amelia
Meet the Potters. They were just killed because...
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“In Japanese, we have the word “mujō (無常)”. It means that everything is...”
– Haruki Murakami (via floatingonatidalwave)
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I had a dream this morning where my intestines...
I’d place pressure on it and somehow it’d go back in. It hurt a lot. Eventually I woke up, relieved it wasn’t real.
I’m glad I can be home and have weird dreams in the comfort of my own bed.
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other people: I hate sleeping alone. Ugh hold my hand. Kiss me. Cuddle me. Lets do everything together. I need you so much closer. Let's fuck like animals. I love youuUu
me: This isn't Auschwitz, Im not sharing my bed. Stop holding my hand, I can't walk like this and you're spreading my fingers too wide, it hurts. Kissing is spitting in the palm of your hand and then taking your other hand and mashing it into the other. Stop holding me, I can't breathe or move freely. I want to do stuff alone cause that way I don't have to give a shit if you're enjoying it. Why don't you go on vacation for a few weeks? Put it in while Im sleeping, god help you if you wake me. You're okay, just sit over there.
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